Who needs subtlety when you’ve got honesty? This shirt says what many are too scared to admit — and that’s exactly why it hits. Whether you’re wearing it ironically, dramatically, or just to get a laugh, this tee makes awkward energy look good.
Made with heavyweight cotton and a classic fit, it’s built for coffee runs, parties, or therapy sessions you’ll pretend to schedule. However you style it, be ready for stares (and probably some DMs).
🎁 Great gift for the funniest person you know. Even if that’s you.
Fit & Fabric:
Classic unisex tee, printed on soft 100% US cotton.
Care:
Cold wash, low tumble dry. Don’t iron the graphic — or your trauma.
Size table:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
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